“Write your title last”

“Welcome to your new blog!” the emails go. “Here’s the top 10 tips to growing your audience!”

I’ve been writing for a little while now. But none of those words have been read by anyone else. Every evening I add an entry to my personal diary, where I ramble on about things nobody cares about. I’m not nearly interesting or famous enough to have to worry about appearing on this wikipedia list of diarists…