August 2017. My 10.5″ iPad Pro in Rose Gold arrives. Since then it has served as my primary computing device, even if Apple themselves aren’t sure as to what’s a computer. Our story doesn’t start here however. Let’s take a trip down memory lane and set the scene.
“Welcome to your new blog!” the emails go. “Here’s the top 10 tips to growing your audience!”
I’ve been writing for a little while now. But none of those words have been read by anyone else. Every evening I add an entry to my personal diary, where I ramble on about things nobody cares about. I’m not nearly interesting or famous enough to have to worry about appearing on this wikipedia list of diarists…
Lancelot says hello, world.